Funny Whatsapp Status
1)Can’t talk, telepathy only!
2)Read books instead of reading my status!
3)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
4)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation
5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
8)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
11)When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
12)I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
13)Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉
17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
18)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
19)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
20)Hey,you are reading my status again??
21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
23)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
24)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
29)The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
31)life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
36)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
37)If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
38)I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U. …..
2)Read books instead of reading my status!
3)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
4)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation
5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
8)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
11)When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
12)I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
13)Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉
17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
18)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
19)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
20)Hey,you are reading my status again??
21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
23)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
24)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
29)The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
31)life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
36)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
37)If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
38)I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U. …..
Short Whatsapp Status
1). I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
2). Never on schedule.But always on time. ………(#1 short status for whatsapp)
3). I’m a good boy/girl with bad habits 😛
4). An apple in a day keeps anyone away…. If you throw it hard.
5). At least mosquitoes are attracted to me. ……(#2 short status for whatsapp)
6). Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
7). We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
8). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
9). Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
10). Look at your left-——> I said left idiot!
11). Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …….(#5 short status for whatsapp)
12). I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No
Bad News.
13).Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
14). Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
15). Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But
Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!
16). “Success” all depends on the second letter. (#3 short status for whatsapp)
18). If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it!
19). You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
20). Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork. ……
2). Never on schedule.But always on time. ………(#1 short status for whatsapp)
3). I’m a good boy/girl with bad habits 😛
4). An apple in a day keeps anyone away…. If you throw it hard.
5). At least mosquitoes are attracted to me. ……(#2 short status for whatsapp)
6). Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
7). We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
8). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
9). Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
10). Look at your left-——> I said left idiot!
11). Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …….(#5 short status for whatsapp)
12). I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No
Bad News.
13).Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
14). Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
15). Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But
Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!
16). “Success” all depends on the second letter. (#3 short status for whatsapp)
18). If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it!
19). You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
20). Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork. ……
Hindi Whatsapp Status In English
In English….
1)Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke usul.Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega.
2)Log kehte hai ,zindaji 4 din ke hai.Leken agar zindaji 4 din ke hai to test match 5 din ka kaise ho sakta hai.
3)iss seher me sab jaldi me hote hai lekin time par kois nahi pochta.
4)Aache dost ko hamesha manana chahiye chahe vo kitne bhi ruth jaye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz jante hai.
5)Aap lehro ko to nahi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai.
6)Akal ketni bhi tej ho nasib ke bina nahi jeet sakta……Birbal kitna bhi akalmand ho,wo badshah nahi ban sakta.
7)Aagar koi cheej puri shidad se mango to puri kaynat judh jati hai use pura karne.
8)Jeendagi me apnakirdar eese jio ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe.
9)Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.
10)mera to bad luck hi kharab hai
12)Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka.
14) Yeh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raas na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe !
15) Ishq ke mayene hamse mat puchho,hum abhi isse anjan hain,sirf ek gujarish hai ki dorr na jana,Kyonki ishq hi hamari jaan hai.
16) Mary Bad Ehal-e-Dil Ki Mehfiloon Mein Ja K… Meri Shairi Lary Gi Mary Khoon Ka Muqadma…
17) Ab Na Aage Badhu… Na Piche Hatoon, Tum Se Tum Tak Thahar Gaya Hu Main
18) Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.
19) Tu vo zalim hai jo dil me reh kar b meri na ho saki, aur dil vo kafir hai jo mujh me reh kar b tera ho gaya
20) Tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega…:-P
21) Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai
22) log kehte hain m0hbaat ek bar hoti hai..mein tu jab bhi use dekhta hon bar bar hoti hai..
23) Khyalon me basa rakha hai tera pyar is qadar,koi waqt bhi puche to tera naam bata deta hu…
24) Raat ku mujhku neend na aye subhu ku teri yaad satayeh her pal sochu tujh ku chahat teri badhti jaye:)
25) Tere na honae se jindgi m bss itnii si kami h…Mai chaahe laakh muskura lu parr ankho me nami ha
26) Kisi ki yaad me itna udaas na hua kar..Log naseeb se milte hain udaasiyon se nahi… :(
27) aasmaan se tod k ek tara diya hai,meri tanhai ko ik sahara diya hai,meri kismat v naaj karti hai mujh par, ki khuda ne PYAR hi itna pyara diya hai
28) Hamary sath beety lamhon ki yaadein sambhal k rakhna………Phr hum yaad to aen gy par lot k kabi ni aen gy….
29) Juda hone ka shoq bhi pura karle humdum,lagta hai tujhe hum jinda ache nahi lagte…
30) Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
31) Khwabo ki dunia me hm khote chale gaye,hosh me the fir b madhosh hote chale gaye,jane kya baat thi us ajnabi nigaho
me, na chahte hue b hm uske hote chale gye.
32) per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.
33) Dastane pehene wali bile cuhe nahi pakdti.
34) Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle Or Kismat Ke Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta…Kam krke dheko.
35) Main kyu pukaru use ki lout aao,Kya use khaber nahi Ki kuchh nhi mere pas uske siwaye..
36) ★ιѕнq кα đαѕтυя нι кυ¢н αιѕα h★ ★Jσ ιѕкσ jαη Ļєтα h★ ★ує ѕαĻα υѕι кι jααη Ļє Ļєтα н★
37) Baray Sakoon Se Rukhsat To Ker Diya Us Ko…Phir Us K Baad Mohabbat Ne Intehaa Ker Di..!!
38) Jara kisi ne muje cheda to Chalak padenge aasoo, Koi mujse yu na pooche tera dil udaas kyun hain..
39) kis tarha khatam kar Sakte hain un Se riShta…!Jin k0 Sirf dekhne Se hum duniya k0 bhool jaty hyn…!
40) Mere Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Tumhare Liye Hai Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye Hai Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko
Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye Hai
41) Aye khuda hum pe ek ehsan kar de,Unke dil k sab Armaan pure kar de,Unki khushiyo k liye agar kisi ki zndgi chahiye,To
der na kar, Hme hi bejaan kar de.
42) roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
43) Ajab Hunnar Hai Mere Hath Mein, Yeh Sher Likhne Ka; Mein Apni Barbadiyan Likhta Hun, Log Wah Wah Karte Hain!
44) aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
45) Toote huye dil mein rehne ki koshish na kar,Sukhe huye darkht pe parinde bhi basera nahi karte…
46) Udaas hu par naraz nahi tere dil m hu par tere pass nahi vaise to sab mere pass hai par tujsa koi khaas nahi.
47) Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte..
48) Mujh Ko Bhi Be-Wafa Samjhta Hai…Jane Woh Khod Ko Kia Samjhta Hai ! huh
49) Agar Kuch Seekhna Hai Toh Aankhon Ko Padhna Seekh Lo ,Warna Lafzo Ke Matlab Toh Hazaro Nikalte Hain…!
50) Ye Kaisa Silsila Hai Tere Aur Mere Darmiyaan…,Faasle Toh Bahot Hain Magar Mohabbat Kam Nahi Hoti….
1)Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke usul.Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega.
2)Log kehte hai ,zindaji 4 din ke hai.Leken agar zindaji 4 din ke hai to test match 5 din ka kaise ho sakta hai.
3)iss seher me sab jaldi me hote hai lekin time par kois nahi pochta.
4)Aache dost ko hamesha manana chahiye chahe vo kitne bhi ruth jaye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz jante hai.
5)Aap lehro ko to nahi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai.
6)Akal ketni bhi tej ho nasib ke bina nahi jeet sakta……Birbal kitna bhi akalmand ho,wo badshah nahi ban sakta.
7)Aagar koi cheej puri shidad se mango to puri kaynat judh jati hai use pura karne.
8)Jeendagi me apnakirdar eese jio ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe.
9)Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.
10)mera to bad luck hi kharab hai
12)Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka.
14) Yeh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raas na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe !
15) Ishq ke mayene hamse mat puchho,hum abhi isse anjan hain,sirf ek gujarish hai ki dorr na jana,Kyonki ishq hi hamari jaan hai.
16) Mary Bad Ehal-e-Dil Ki Mehfiloon Mein Ja K… Meri Shairi Lary Gi Mary Khoon Ka Muqadma…
17) Ab Na Aage Badhu… Na Piche Hatoon, Tum Se Tum Tak Thahar Gaya Hu Main
18) Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.
19) Tu vo zalim hai jo dil me reh kar b meri na ho saki, aur dil vo kafir hai jo mujh me reh kar b tera ho gaya
20) Tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega…:-P
21) Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai
22) log kehte hain m0hbaat ek bar hoti hai..mein tu jab bhi use dekhta hon bar bar hoti hai..
23) Khyalon me basa rakha hai tera pyar is qadar,koi waqt bhi puche to tera naam bata deta hu…
24) Raat ku mujhku neend na aye subhu ku teri yaad satayeh her pal sochu tujh ku chahat teri badhti jaye:)
25) Tere na honae se jindgi m bss itnii si kami h…Mai chaahe laakh muskura lu parr ankho me nami ha
26) Kisi ki yaad me itna udaas na hua kar..Log naseeb se milte hain udaasiyon se nahi… :(
27) aasmaan se tod k ek tara diya hai,meri tanhai ko ik sahara diya hai,meri kismat v naaj karti hai mujh par, ki khuda ne PYAR hi itna pyara diya hai
28) Hamary sath beety lamhon ki yaadein sambhal k rakhna………Phr hum yaad to aen gy par lot k kabi ni aen gy….
29) Juda hone ka shoq bhi pura karle humdum,lagta hai tujhe hum jinda ache nahi lagte…
30) Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
31) Khwabo ki dunia me hm khote chale gaye,hosh me the fir b madhosh hote chale gaye,jane kya baat thi us ajnabi nigaho
me, na chahte hue b hm uske hote chale gye.
32) per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.
33) Dastane pehene wali bile cuhe nahi pakdti.
34) Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle Or Kismat Ke Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta…Kam krke dheko.
35) Main kyu pukaru use ki lout aao,Kya use khaber nahi Ki kuchh nhi mere pas uske siwaye..
36) ★ιѕнq кα đαѕтυя нι кυ¢н αιѕα h★ ★Jσ ιѕкσ jαη Ļєтα h★ ★ує ѕαĻα υѕι кι jααη Ļє Ļєтα н★
37) Baray Sakoon Se Rukhsat To Ker Diya Us Ko…Phir Us K Baad Mohabbat Ne Intehaa Ker Di..!!
38) Jara kisi ne muje cheda to Chalak padenge aasoo, Koi mujse yu na pooche tera dil udaas kyun hain..
39) kis tarha khatam kar Sakte hain un Se riShta…!Jin k0 Sirf dekhne Se hum duniya k0 bhool jaty hyn…!
40) Mere Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Tumhare Liye Hai Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye Hai Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko
Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye Hai
41) Aye khuda hum pe ek ehsan kar de,Unke dil k sab Armaan pure kar de,Unki khushiyo k liye agar kisi ki zndgi chahiye,To
der na kar, Hme hi bejaan kar de.
42) roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
43) Ajab Hunnar Hai Mere Hath Mein, Yeh Sher Likhne Ka; Mein Apni Barbadiyan Likhta Hun, Log Wah Wah Karte Hain!
44) aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
45) Toote huye dil mein rehne ki koshish na kar,Sukhe huye darkht pe parinde bhi basera nahi karte…
46) Udaas hu par naraz nahi tere dil m hu par tere pass nahi vaise to sab mere pass hai par tujsa koi khaas nahi.
47) Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte..
48) Mujh Ko Bhi Be-Wafa Samjhta Hai…Jane Woh Khod Ko Kia Samjhta Hai ! huh
49) Agar Kuch Seekhna Hai Toh Aankhon Ko Padhna Seekh Lo ,Warna Lafzo Ke Matlab Toh Hazaro Nikalte Hain…!
50) Ye Kaisa Silsila Hai Tere Aur Mere Darmiyaan…,Faasle Toh Bahot Hain Magar Mohabbat Kam Nahi Hoti….
Love Whatsapp Status
1)If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then will you realize how special you are to me.
2)Love Doesn’t Make The World Go Round. Love Is What Makes The Ride worthwile
3)People build wall’s not to keep others out But to see who cares enough to break them down.
4)One day you will someone who will not care about your past b’cos they want to be your future.
5)A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.V.W.X.Y.Z…..Did I missed anything???Ohh yes,I miss U.
6)True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.
7)Don’t break anyone’s heart .They have only one…..break their bones.They have 206.
8)Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone…b’cos we are thought to give used toys to less fortunate.
9)When someone rejects my proposal,my head says “who cares???” …But then my heart wispers “YOU do ,stupid!!!!” . ……more cool whatsapp status
10)Can i borrow a kiss…I promise I’ll give it back.
11)Everything happens for a reason.
12)Love is like water in river.It keeps flowing ,though there are huge rocks which hinder its way.
13)Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
14)Love isn’t complicated…..People are.
15)Love is when other person’s happiness is more important than your’s
16)Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people, when one leaves it hurts the other.
17)LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN’T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)
18)If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
19)The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.
20)The bad news is time flies.The good news is you are pilot.
21)I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP. …..more funny whatsapp status
22)A scilent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.
23)Forgiveness and love cannot be earned,brought,sold,won or forced.They are a gift and never should be taken for granted or expected..Only ACCEPTED.
24)Missing someone+No text from ’em = Worst feeling. ……more sad status
25)A good heart and a good nature are two completly different issues.A good heart can will many relationships.But a good nature can win many good hearts.
26)Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
27)Once in a while ,right in the middle of an extraordinary life ,Love gives us a fairytale.
28)It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
29)Life is not a matter of milestones but of moments.
30)Don’t base your decisions on the advice of people who don’t have to deal with results.
31)Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
32)I don’t understand how can I case so much when you don’t care at all.
33)We forget our bad experience of love only with new love.
34)I don’t regreat my past I just regreat the time i’ve wasted with wrong people.
35)Newtons 4 law of motion:-There is no Gravity when you fall in love.
36)Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
37)The things you take for granted is what many are praying for.
38)Life is too short to imitate somebody.
39)You don’t have to like me I’am not a facebook status.
40)love is like pizza..When it’s hot ‘n fresh it taste’s great but becomes tasteless with time.
41) If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
42) Sometimes we go out of our way to make someone love us in return, but suddenly fate intervenes and says “oops, wrong person”.
43) The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!
44) If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
45) Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
46) A man in love is not complete until he is married…… Then he is finished.
47) Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
48) I don’t fear to lose her, But my fear is that if i loose “Who will love her like me?”.
49) Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
50) Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
2)Love Doesn’t Make The World Go Round. Love Is What Makes The Ride worthwile
3)People build wall’s not to keep others out But to see who cares enough to break them down.
4)One day you will someone who will not care about your past b’cos they want to be your future.
5)A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.V.W.X.Y.Z…..Did I missed anything???Ohh yes,I miss U.
6)True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.
7)Don’t break anyone’s heart .They have only one…..break their bones.They have 206.
8)Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone…b’cos we are thought to give used toys to less fortunate.
9)When someone rejects my proposal,my head says “who cares???” …But then my heart wispers “YOU do ,stupid!!!!” . ……more cool whatsapp status
10)Can i borrow a kiss…I promise I’ll give it back.
11)Everything happens for a reason.
12)Love is like water in river.It keeps flowing ,though there are huge rocks which hinder its way.
13)Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
14)Love isn’t complicated…..People are.
15)Love is when other person’s happiness is more important than your’s
16)Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people, when one leaves it hurts the other.
17)LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN’T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)
18)If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
19)The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.
20)The bad news is time flies.The good news is you are pilot.
21)I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP. …..more funny whatsapp status
22)A scilent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.
23)Forgiveness and love cannot be earned,brought,sold,won or forced.They are a gift and never should be taken for granted or expected..Only ACCEPTED.
24)Missing someone+No text from ’em = Worst feeling. ……more sad status
25)A good heart and a good nature are two completly different issues.A good heart can will many relationships.But a good nature can win many good hearts.
26)Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
27)Once in a while ,right in the middle of an extraordinary life ,Love gives us a fairytale.
28)It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
29)Life is not a matter of milestones but of moments.
30)Don’t base your decisions on the advice of people who don’t have to deal with results.
31)Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
32)I don’t understand how can I case so much when you don’t care at all.
33)We forget our bad experience of love only with new love.
34)I don’t regreat my past I just regreat the time i’ve wasted with wrong people.
35)Newtons 4 law of motion:-There is no Gravity when you fall in love.
36)Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
37)The things you take for granted is what many are praying for.
38)Life is too short to imitate somebody.
39)You don’t have to like me I’am not a facebook status.
40)love is like pizza..When it’s hot ‘n fresh it taste’s great but becomes tasteless with time.
41) If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
42) Sometimes we go out of our way to make someone love us in return, but suddenly fate intervenes and says “oops, wrong person”.
43) The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!
44) If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
45) Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
46) A man in love is not complete until he is married…… Then he is finished.
47) Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
48) I don’t fear to lose her, But my fear is that if i loose “Who will love her like me?”.
49) Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
50) Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
Sad Whatsapp Status
1)Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything.Your job is just to pump blood,So stick to it.
2)Everyone wants to be happy.No one wants to be sad and get pain.But you can’t make a rainbow without a little rain.
3)Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
4)Isn’t it sad that you are hurt so much that finally you can say “I’m used to it”
5)204 countries,805 Islands,7 seas,7+ Billion people and I’m single!!!
6)Time doen’t really Heal the heart.It just makes the heart forget all the pain.
7)The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained. ……(Best sad status )
8)Every time I start trusting someone,they show me why I shouldn’t.
9)My silence is just another word for pain
10)They ignore you until they need you
11)Have you ever wondered what what hurts you most…Saying something that you wished had not or not saying anything and wish you had???
12)The worst feeling is pretending as if you don’t care at all,When in reality that’s all you can think of.
13)You just can’t please everybody.
14)It’s sad how people become what they had promised they never will.
15)Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
16)A relationship is only made for two….but some just forget how to count.
17)Life is like a roller coaster.It has is up’s and down’s but it’s up to weather to enjoy the ride or not.
18)Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn. ………(another best sad status for whatsapp)
19)Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it it is poured.
20)If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
21)All that I’ve learned in my life is Cost of health insurance cost’s more than health.
2)Everyone wants to be happy.No one wants to be sad and get pain.But you can’t make a rainbow without a little rain.
3)Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
4)Isn’t it sad that you are hurt so much that finally you can say “I’m used to it”
5)204 countries,805 Islands,7 seas,7+ Billion people and I’m single!!!
6)Time doen’t really Heal the heart.It just makes the heart forget all the pain.
7)The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained. ……(Best sad status )
8)Every time I start trusting someone,they show me why I shouldn’t.
9)My silence is just another word for pain
10)They ignore you until they need you
11)Have you ever wondered what what hurts you most…Saying something that you wished had not or not saying anything and wish you had???
12)The worst feeling is pretending as if you don’t care at all,When in reality that’s all you can think of.
13)You just can’t please everybody.
14)It’s sad how people become what they had promised they never will.
15)Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
16)A relationship is only made for two….but some just forget how to count.
17)Life is like a roller coaster.It has is up’s and down’s but it’s up to weather to enjoy the ride or not.
18)Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn. ………(another best sad status for whatsapp)
19)Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it it is poured.
20)If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
21)All that I’ve learned in my life is Cost of health insurance cost’s more than health.
Ultimate 101 Whatsapp Status
2]CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.
4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
5]Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
9]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
11]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
12]The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
13]lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
18]Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
21]I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
22]I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
23]My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
24]We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
25]Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
26]If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
28]SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
31]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
32]Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
33]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
34]Waiting for wi-fi network.
35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)
37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
38]Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.
39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
41]Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend
42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!
44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
45]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
46] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)
47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
48]I took IQ test …..results were negative
49]Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
50]If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
52]I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
53]My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
54]Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
55]Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
56]One more password got married…!!
57]This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
58]You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. ……..(click for more Attitude status)
59]Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
60]Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
62]I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
63]Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
64]Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
65]I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
67]Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
68]Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
69]I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
71]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
72]Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
76]Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
78]”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
79]If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
80]Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
81]Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
82]I’m cool but global warming made me hot
83]When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
84]Without me its just awso.
85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
86].One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) 😉
87]Error: status unavailable
88]I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTATION in Class room.
89]I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
90]Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
92]Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
93]Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
97]Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
101]Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits
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